Man Sends Cruel Letter To His Wife But Her Reply Leaves Him In Flames

We sometimes hear about people who are willing to throw away a relationship for selfish reasons. They may even not give much thought to the feelings of the other person when doing so.

It seems as if that was the case in the following story that has people laughing everywhere. A husband tried to let his wife down when he was cheating on her but he didn’t do so in a kind or gentle way. Rather, he just wrote her a matter-of-fact note.

He may have been trying to get his point across but what he didn’t expect was to get a note back from his wife. This joke is one that will keep you laughing.

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don’t be upset—I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.



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