20 Mom Hysterical Jokes Sure Leave You Rolling on the Floor

Sometimes being a mom doesn’t feel like much to laugh about. It can be incredibly stressful at times as mothers tend to have to juggle several responsibilities at one time while often neglecting their own needs. However, there are those precious moments where moms can find humor in even the most stressful situations. A good sense of humor is one of the most important thing any person should have, especially once they become a parent. And these moms have buckets to spare! Check out 2o of the funniest mom jokes you’ve ever heard!

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#1. 

A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

#2.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

#3.

“My 4YO fell off his scooter, and before I could help him, he stood up, dusted off, and whispered to himself, “shake it off big dawg.”

I’ve nev

er been more confused about whether something was a parenting win or fail.”

#4.

You know you’re a mom when you understand why Mama Bear’s porridge was too cold.

#5.

Mom’s recipe for iced coffee:

Have kids. Make coffee. Forget you made coffee. Put it in the microwave. Forget you put it in the microwave. Drink it cold.

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#6.

“I’ve conquered a lot of things… blood clots in my lungs — twice, knee and foot surgeries, winning Grand Slams being down match point, to name just a few. But I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller!” – Serena Williams

#7.

“When my kid tells me they got hurt doing exactly what I told them to stop doing so they wouldn’t get hurt, I say, “Oh noooooo…””

#8.

“My daughter is crying because her sister farted and I sprayed air freshener before she had a chance to sniff it. I’m raising savages.”

#9.

“No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too.” – Chrissy Teigen

#10.

“I just watched my child individually pick off and eat every sprinkle on the donut I gave her. She has the patience for that, but can’t wait 30 seconds for me to pee by myself.”

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#11.

“My kids are never better friends than when it’s 30 minutes past bedtime, and they won’t stop giggling.”

#12.

“At my daughter’s 4-year checkup, the doctor said she should be eating a varied diet and to make sure she’s eating a good amount from each food group and I think she said a bit about trying new foods but not sure cause I got distracted wondering if she’d ever actually met a 4yo.”

#13.

“Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.”

#14.

“I love to play hide-and-seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.”

#15.

When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.

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#16.

“Mom, stop you are not funny. You never make good jokes.”

“I made you.”

#17.

“I always thought I’d be a patient mom, but I don’t like who I become 30 seconds into my son’s guided tour of his Minecraft village.”

#18.

Daughter: Mom, I need my personal space!

Mom: You came out of my personal space.

#19.

“I’m not saying parenthood is hard, I’m just saying I was a LOT better at it before I had kids.”

#20.

Mom’s recipe for iced coffee:

Have kids. Make coffee. Forget you made coffee. Put it in the microwave. Forget you put it in the microwave. Drink it cold.

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Sources:

  1. “30 Mom Jokes That May Have Both You And Your Mom Cracking Up” Bored Daddy[1].



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